Whitchurch Young Farmers

From time to time we may get a little confused about what we're saying and the slip of the tongue that follows is normally embarrasing.
These have been recorded and published for those who missed them to catch up, and to laugh their backsides off at the results.

I'll stand there and take it like a man!! Emma Huxley. The horseshoes. 2010

All I did is turn the page and out it come!! Joe Allwood. 2010

How many inches is yours? Tom Windsor to justin. The Jack. 2010

I carn't. Get it back up!!!! Joe with trousers down after pulling moony!!! 2010

I'm hip I'm down with these songs!!!! Bradshaw. Brown Clee. 2010

As much ad I love sucking tits, I've never sucked a lactating womens tits!!!! Joe. Brown Clee. 2010

I bit my own boob cos i thought it was justin - Chrissie. 2010

On the agm we had to use the back door for most of the weekend - Chrissie. 2010

When I'm driving i like feeling my car up! - Sarah Cope. The Jack. 2010

I gave Tom ring sting once! - Chrissie. The Jack. 2010

Dont abuse me, just stroke me! - Sarah Cope. The Jack. 2010

Its easier to hold if its bigger! - Emma Huxley. The Jack. 2010

Ewww would you eat that with a hair on it???- Vicky,  No i'd remove the hair first then eat it!!!  - Justin Griffiths. Malpas Dinner Dance. 2010

Don't download porn while rolling. You'll never get a straight line! - James Weaver. 2010

I like coming down, you know your going to hit something! - Kate Winsor. 2010